some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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