im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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