I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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