when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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