I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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