i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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