seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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