And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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