Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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