omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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