I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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