Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
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There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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