Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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