But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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