I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i would punch a child for taco bell
there's paper in my vomit.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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