So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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