Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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