Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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