You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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