big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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