Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i think i have two assholes
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
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your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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