id be glad to
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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