watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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