quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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