Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
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The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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