The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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