i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize