dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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