he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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