So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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