if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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