watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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