were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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