i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Everything about him screamed your future.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Randomize
