yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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