What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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