im about as happy as oj after his trial
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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