Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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