the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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