We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
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My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We left an ass print on the piano.
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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