The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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