Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
do nipples grow back?
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