if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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