Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm both gender and math confused
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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