: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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