The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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