Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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