Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
try to milk me bitch
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