i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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