Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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Alive.
So much puke
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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