No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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