Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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