I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
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I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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