so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
May the power of my ass compel you!!
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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