Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
he just fucked me for my cheese.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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