All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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