i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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