didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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