I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...