Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.

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(334): View more from Alabama

I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo

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(650): View more from California

Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.

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(408): View more from California

so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing

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(315): View more from New York

So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...

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