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(661): View more from California

So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"

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(303): View more from Colorado

marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex

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(507): View more from Minnesota

You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone

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(203): View more from Connecticut

whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard

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(734): View more from Michigan

Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes

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(208): View more from Idaho

this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this

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(585): View more from New York

Can you rollerblade?

(617): View more from Massachusetts

No, why?

(585): View more from New York

Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?

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