is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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